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So Sore!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Us KEWL kids have started working out again, and boy are we sore!!!  We’ve spent the winter enjoying the fine foods and lazy warm evenings at home in front of the fire, and our rear-ends were beginning to take on the shape of our office chairs!  Yikes, right?!?  Eric was limping around the office yesterday before going off to shoot photos of Frankie Muniz launching his new NASCAR career.  Things have been eerily quiet in the tech area, and Susan groans every now and then, and whimpers when she has to bend over and pick up anything - like the prizes she’s shipping out to our newest KEWL readers! 

But it is all for the best!  After a week or two, your body gets used to the new activity, and things get waaaaay easier from there on out!  Until then, it’s a good thing we all have our own bubble-baths at home, so we can each take a nice, hot therapeutic soak!  We’re also into lots of water and green tea, and there may be a trip to Robek’s in our future!

It’s a slow news day, but go ahead and wish Justin Timberlake a happy birthday, even if it’s only in spirit!  His new Pepsi superbowl commercial is out on YouTube - and it’s pretty funny!  Right now he’s off in London working on a music video with Madonna - can’t wait for that! 

Have a pain-free day!

theKEWLteam

SAG Awards Sound Off

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

In the news section of our site, we’ve listed all the winners of the SAG Awards for last year.  Here’s the place to state who you think was robbed or who was rightly awarded for a job well done!  We’re gonna stay mum, and let you guys do the talking until we have to add our two cents! 

Check out the news, and get back to us here with your thoughts!

yourKEWLteam

Busy Days

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Letters! Oh, we get Letters!  Yes, we get letters everyday!  But right now, we get more letters than ever from you guys!  New subscriptions, fan mail, write-in contest entries, and all the claim forms from our contest winners!  We feel like a mail room around here!  Plus, the new magazine is scheduled to arrive in our offices today, so we’ll be starting our mass mailing to all our subscribers and advertisers and …. We’re just glad that we’re old enought to drink coffee! :)

Not to mention, we’re having guests galore to visit: Last week was Thomas Dekker from the TV show “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles”, today is Moises Arias from “Hannah Montana”, tomorrow Aussie pop star Samantha Jade and Hayden’s lil’ bro Jensen Panettiere, and Friday brings us Dave Dorfman from all The Ring movies!  We’re scared already!!!

Wish us luck this week!

yourKEWLteam

Getting the Mag

Monday, January 28th, 2008

We’re a little late today - sorry!  The storms in California kept knocking out power, street lights, computers, and in LA the streets always flood… so we’ve had a tough time this past weekend!

Alexa was asking about getting the mag, and the best advice we can give is: Go on kewlmag.com and check out the “where to get it” button!  It lists all the stores that are carrying it in the US and Canada.  If there are none near you, check if your parents (or some other relative who is looking for the perfect gift for you!) will buy you a subscription.  Then you can have it mailed to your home, and you’ll be hooked up without the hassle!  If you live outside the US: We’re working on it!  It’ll be more expensive (shipping and all!), but we know we have lots of readers internationally, and want you guys to stay in the loop as well!

Other than that, our subscribers should be getting their new mags within the next two weeks, and it’ll be hitting stands right after that!

More tomorrow when we’ve caught up from our little ’storm of the century’!  (People really freak out in the rain around here!)

yourKEWLteam

Miley Hysteria

Friday, January 25th, 2008

We love Miley as much as the next person, but things are really getting out of hand.  When mother’s are willing to do ANYTHING to get their children tickets to her show, including throwing all good morals out the window to lie cheat and basically steal their way into a concert (the mom who wrote an essay for her daughter to win Miley tickets, and everything in the sob story letter was a lie from start to finish!), or a 16 year old gets jailed for planning on hi-jacking a plane and flying it into a Miley concert (that was actually in the news this morning guys!), we really have to put a reality check on our hysteria! 

Miley is talented.  Miley puts on a great show.  But as hard as it is to believe, she’s just a regular teen like you guys!  She won’t be one for long, though, if junk like this keeps happening around her!  Look at what media and fan attention did to Britney.  We need to bring it down a notch, people, if only to keep her, and ourselves safe. 

We get letters and emails and shout-outs and posts many times a day in which people say that all they want in life is to meet Miley.  Our goal for today, is to think of at least one other goal in life!  One that would actually make a difference in the world, and in your life.  We love Miley, but she’s not going to touch you and fill you with eternal inner peace!  (At least I don’t think so:)) 

Are we being too down here, or are we making some sense?  Sound off at us if you want, go ahead.  It’s just that the reports of all this crazy behavior is scaring us a little.  Does EVERYONE really have any right to a ‘piece of Miley’?

in thoughtfulness,

theKEWLteam

Getting Ready for Thomas Dekker!

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Now you can officially be jealous!  The “Terminator” hottie is coming in to talk to us today, and we are spiffing up the office to the best of our ability!  Not always the easiest thing, as our offices are our ‘creative space’… meaning, they can get a little full of ‘inspirational stuff’ sometimes!  Our walls are covered in KEWLmag posters, the ‘building board’ for the next issue (and there is ALWAYS a NEXT issue!), and kewl stuff we’ve gotten at events - like our 5 foot high Miley and Hannah posters from the premiere of her concert movie!  Then there’s the usual stuff, like our fast food chain toy collection, our popcorn maker, espresso machine (for the grown ups!), the lava lamp, and of course, our very own Elmo Extreme!  So, you can see that we have a lot of cleaning up to do!

On another note, we managed to send out notification emails to almost all of our winners (unless their email in their profile isn’t up to date!), and we’ve also posted the winners by username on our site, so check your email and the Win! page on our site to see if you’re a winner this time around!

Gotta get back to work!

yourKEWLteam

So Sad.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

The news about Heath Ledger’s death has us all feeling down here at KEWL.  Now that the police reports are trickling in, it sounds like he was at home with pnuemonia, and that the police don’t think it was a suicide attempt.  Better, but still not good in any way, you know? 

We say a very bittersweet farewell to one of our favorite actors.

Heath Ledger, Rest In Peace

Short Stuff

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

We’ve got another big day today?  Gotta get out our randomizer, and run all the contests from the Holiday issue!  Hopefully, we’ll be able to send out emails and post all the winners today, but if not, it’ll be by tomorrow at the latest!  The new contests from the February issue should get posted this week, and we have every intention of adding new stuff to the kewlstore as well! 

Oh, yeah!  We had some technical difficulties with the funny bubble contest, but now the winners are posted, and the funny bubble from the holiday issue is up and running!  We’ll keep it up until February 4th, and then we’ll pick the winners and put up the newest one from the February issue!  So much to do!!!

Check out the new photo galleries as well - you can only get to them at present from the changing billboard on the front page when it comes up.  We’ll add it to one of the sections in the nav bar later!

So much to do!  Later!

yourKEWLteam

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day!!!

Monday, January 21st, 2008

We’re not happy we lost him, but we are grateful that we had him in our world at all!!!  Just think of all the friends you wouldn’t even be allowed to have if it hadn’t been for him and all the hundreds of other heroes of the civil rights movement!!!  This day comemorates them and their contribution as well.  And it can be in your honor too if you keep living up to, and standing up for, the the right of every person to live in harmony and equality with their neighbors!  It’s not just a holiday for African Americans - it represents hard won freedom for all of us; from opression and bigotry, giving or getting it.  Something we all can embrace, eh? 

In his honor, try opening up your world to a group of people you had decided against, just because of some descriptive word that can never explain the kewl complexity that is an individual.  At least try to take each every person for who they are, and how they present themselves, instead of taking one look and putting a label on them forever!  Here it is in his words from the March on Washington:

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.

But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languished in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we’ve come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

In a sense we’ve come to our nation’s capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the “unalienable Rights” of “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked “insufficient funds.”

But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. And so, we’ve come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.

We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God’s children.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Negro’s legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. And those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. And there will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice: In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.

The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. And they have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom.

We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.

We cannot turn back.

There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, “When will you be satisfied?” We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality. We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the negro’s basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their self-hood and robbed of their dignity by a sign stating: “For Whites Only.” We cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until “justice rolls down like waters, and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

 

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. And some of you have come from areas where your quest — quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to South Carolina, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.”

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of “interposition” and “nullification” — one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; “and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.”²

This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.

With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

And this will be the day — this will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with new meaning:

My country ’tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.

Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim’s pride,

From every mountainside, let freedom ring!

And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.

 

                And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.

                Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York.

                Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of
                Pennsylvania.

                Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.

                Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.

                But not only that:

                Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia.

                Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.

                Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.

From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:

                Free at last! Free at last!

                Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!

They End on Monday!

Friday, January 18th, 2008

Warning!  The current issue contests are ending on Midnight on Sunday night, so get your final entries in NOW! 

After that, it may be a day or so before the new contests are up, so we’re hoping the prize people can get some stuff up in the KEWLstore for you to cover the gap!

Who’s our next cover person?!?  Well….!  All we can say, is that it’s an Ashley… one way or another… but you’ll have to guess which one! 

Have a kewl weekend!

theKEWLteam