Free Bird!
Alright. Little Birdie Paris has a “medical condition” and can’t go to prison today. So, now her “prison sentence” has been downgraded to “You’re grounded, young lady!” Officially!
Well, we’re not sure what to think. Of course she broke the law! Over and over again! And deserves punishment! But nobody wants a prison scarred heiress on their hands - what’s a poor government agency to do?
What do you think would be a good way for Paris to pay her debt to society?
KEWL
